1. Kissing your man is not a problem,
The problem is how you do
it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom pitommi"! Abeg U
dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during sex is romantic and is not a problem,
The
problem is screaming and shouting like werey "JESUS, Oh my God, Holy
mary"...
You are having sex, Not a
Church service!
And besides I don't know if you are reminding God to punish you latter.
3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact
it's very sexy.
The problem is wearing
your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to
pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi...
Keep deceiving urself na.
# sMh
4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE for me
but the problem is changing your Surname to his on Facebook. =
Bitch his mother doesn't
even know you ...Chill!! And I would hate to read your post later saying MEN
ARE WICKED OR CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem,
The problem is tagging
yourself saint when you know he didn't wank himself but had sex with you...
So since you did it with
him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the world from coz your dad is
male too and your mum had always been his bed partner...
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six
packs when their fathers are short, pot bellied with kpomo lips you better be
contented like your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls don't fail Sunday's church services I wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem but is 2face and
me the same? Is your dad and your male teacher the same, and beside who ask u
to try them all? Abi you don turn to Red light girl??
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem,
The problem is having
white face, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs. Are you zebra?
10. And if you Read this
POST without dropping a COMMENT or LIKE This POST Or Share this Post,
hmmm! I really wonder what
your problem is...
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