My Head O, My Belle O!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. 

Only for the Smart brains 

*copied*
 

END OF ONE YEAR IN OFFICE

Promise Amadi wrote......... 

APC Exam 2016, Date- 30/05/2016.. 

One of the
most wonderful Exam questions I have ever seen
..:
APC EXAMINATION QUESTIONS
First End of Session Exam. 2015/2016 Session.
Date: May, 2016.
Course: Nigeria Chanji Dole
Course code: GAPC 001 Time: 3 Hr

INSTRUCTION:  ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

1. If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1year has been used for
blaming, with the aid of a diagram: Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for
the next 3years for:

i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed
at which:

i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased
 

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.
 

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in
the 21st century politics.
 

5. Mention 5 IDP Camps you know that feed with N14000.00/person everyday.
 

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the type of reception he
would be accorded.
 

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is
mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?
 

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt
 

9. If x is chanji and y is lies./propaganda, solve
the equation, 2x + 5y = ?
 

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of
gravitational force on the economic indices.

Request extra sheet if needed.