A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches.
When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the
poor guy has tried practically every therapy known to man for his
migraines and STILL no improvement.
"Listen," says the doc, "I have
migraines, too and the advice I'm going to give you isn't really
anything I learned in medical school, but it's advice that I've gotten
from my own experience.
When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice
hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off
with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This
helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom,
and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her.
Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and
come back and see me in six weeks."
Six weeks later, the patient
returns with a big grin. "Doc! I took our advice and it works!
It
REALLY WORKS!
I've had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time
anyone has ever helped me!" "Well," says the physician, "I'm glad I
could help."
"By the way, Doc," the patient adds, "You have a REALLY
nice house"
And he walked out of the Consulting Room
The Doctor was lost in thoughts
What would you do if you were the Doctor???
Written by: Emeka Stanley
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