Friday, 26 February 2016

When he picked up the job of Coach of the Nigeria's National Football Team without an iota of experience, football watchers and gazers knew that he won't last long on the seat.

When he started throwing punches into the air on witches and wizards that were preventing him from performing well, football watchers and gazers knew that it would just be a matter of time

And when he described his detractors as insane and mad, football watchers and gazers knew that the time was up

And so finally Sunday Oliseh bows to the pressure of the witches and wizards and threw in the towel some hours ago

He came, He saw, but he did not even SCRATCH the surface

Bye Sunday







The UEFA Secretary General received 115 votes in the second round of voting to beat the other contenders to the Post to become elected.

He replaces Mr. Step Blatter whose last tenure was marred with controversies and accusations of massive corruption that led to him being suspended for 90 days by the FIFA Disciplinary Committee.

Mr. Infantino has promised to "rebuild a new FIFA"

We can only wish him the best in office

Congrats Infantino, remember your promises when the juices start dropping!!!!





Rev. King sowed death in the name of his god and death shall be his portion in the wisdom of the Nigeria's Supreme Court

What shall become of his soul?



Thursday, 25 February 2016

If any Prophet had prophesied to Olajumoke that within a space of 14 days that her levels would change from that of a Bread Seller to an International Model in the making, she would have sworn for that Prophet


But see what TY Bello made out of her in just 14 days and her levels have changed to such an extent that she is now the most sought after fresh skin by Fashion Houses and Modelling Agencies.

If you are hustling, just keep at it, and ask God to bless your hustle; one day we shall celebrate you too



Tuesday, 23 February 2016

Following the accidental discovery of the Agege Bread Seller who is now in the process of being turned into a Runway Model by TY Bello, all Agege Bread Sellers in lagos have now resolved to up their games and improve their swags

And they have also resolved to enter every nook and cranny of the towns just so if they can run into another photo shoot

See some of them here:












In the 21st Century, in a democratic Country, the Government wants to try a man for Treason and she wants to use hooded witnesses.

Is it not laughable?

How can the man on trial connect with the witnesses?
How would he know if they are human or spirits from the gods?
How would he know if he had ever met them in his life or not?
How would he know that they are not compromised witnesses?

So many questions

But the learned Judge could not be hoodwinked and he was quick at striking out the request of this Government in power

mtcheewwww




Friday, 19 February 2016



Running for the 5th term after 30 years on the saddle as Uganda's President, Yoweri Museveni has just ordered the arrest of the Candidate that opposed him at the elections
And Museveni is 71 years old

Talk about sit tight African Maximum Rulers and Beheaders

Thursday, 18 February 2016

The last may not have been heard concerning this Nigeria's 2016 Budget which the National Assembly has described as being "riddled with errors"

The sitting Minister of Labour - Senator Chris Ngige while defending the Budget Proposal of his Ministry today collapsed.

He has since been rushed to the Hospital but the immediate cause of his collapse has not been stated.

It would be remembered that the Minister of Health had earlier last week told the Defense Panel that his Ministry's Budget proposals were invaded by rats

We hope it is not the pungent odour emanating from the document that sent Senator Chris Ngige into a fainting spell

We wish him quick recovery



Source:     Chris Ngige Collapses At Budget Defense


When he appeared before the Senate Committee on Health to defend his Ministry's Budget Proposals for 2016, the Honorable Minister of Health was quoted as exclaiming that "rats had invaded the Budget documents, because what he was seeing was not what he submitted .."

In a swift reaction to the allegation, one rat has come out boldly to state that the Minister's allegation was not channeled to the right direction

See:





1. When Barcelona's Xavi was 19, he almost signed for Milan. His father gave his "yes" to him but his mother said "if Xavi leaves Barca, I will divorce!"


2. While Zlatan Ibrahimovich's youth team was 4-0 down, he came in as a substitute and scored 8 goals.


3. Juan Mata is the first player in history to have joined Manchester United from Chelsea.


4. Xherdan Shaqiri has so far won league titles in every year of his professional career!


5. Alex Song has 27 siblings - 17 sisters and 10 brothers.


6. Ryan Giggs is the only Premier League player to score 100 goals without scoring a hat-trick.


7. Cristiano Ronaldo was named after former US President Ronald Reagan.


8. Steven Gerrard has swapped his jersey with more than a hundred players, but never with a Man United player.


9. Ronaldinho first gained media attention when his youth team won 23 - 0. He scored all 23 goals.


10. Chelsea have been relegated more times than they have won the league.

11. The difference in Messi's age and Ronaldo's age is 869 days. The same difference between Messi and Ronaldo's son.


12. Zinedine Zidane was never caught offside in his whole career.


13. Only one GOLD Premier League trophyhas been awarded and it was to Arsenal because in 2003/2004 season, they didn't lose one match.


14. Brazilian legend, Pele, scored 92 hat- tricks, 4goals on 31 occasions, 5 goals on 6 occasions, and 8 goals on an occasion.


15. When Mourinho says you have a bright future, it means you can't make his team at the present.


16. Cristiano Ronaldo was expelled from school at the age of 14 after throwing a chair at his teacher for mocking his family's financial status.


17. CR7 has no tattoos because he frequently gives blood and getting a tattoo will render him unable to do so for 6 months.


18. Real Madrid sold 50,000 James Rodriguez jerseys in one day. Juventus sold 0 (zero) Bendtner jersey in one season.


19. In January 2003, Van Gaal was SACKED by Barcelona after leaving them just 3 points above the relegation zone.


20. Louis Van Gaal and David Moyes attended the same Tactical Management School.


21. Arsenal bought Anelka, Overmars, Petit, Henry,Vieira, Fabregas, RVP, Adebayor and Nasri for £42 million. Then sold them for £206 million.


22. Hearts of Oak never lost a game in the Ghana Premier League but they couldn't clinch the league title.

Tuesday, 16 February 2016



They said we are one Nigeria and yet when it comes to the South East, they continue to marginalize the zone and someone somewhere is still wondering what the Igbos want?

Well, if they do not stop the marginalization of the Igbos how then do they expect to stop rthe embers of discontentment being fanned out there?

Let those who have ears to hear, let them hear!!!!

A Daily Trust analysis has revealed that of the N433.3 Billion total sum for the Capital Projects of the Ministry of Power, Works and Housing and its Agencies, a paltry sum of N2.9 Billion is earmarked for the South East Geopolitical Zone of the Federation ( the much touted 5% Zone)

"The Southwest geo-political zone has got the largest share of N88.7 billion for major projects in the 2016 proposed budget for the Ministry of Power, Works and Housing, a Daily Trust analysis has revealed.

The ministry has N433.4 billion total sum for the capital projects of the ministry and some agencies under it".


"The North-West has the second largest allocation of N30.1 billion; 

North-Central, N29 billion; 

South-South, N22.5 billion; 

North-East has N9.4 billion.



This is surely not in the best interest of the Nation







The Broom now sweeping across Nigeria has swept the following persons out of office.

They woke up one morning and their jobs were gone, now they have been thrown into the job market in a contracting exonomy:

1. Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) – Sola Omole

2. Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria (FRCN) – Ladan Salihu

3. Voice of Nigeria (VON) – Sam Worlu

4. National Orientation Agency (NOA) – Mike Omeri

5. National Broadcasting Commission (NBC) – Emeka Mba

6. News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) – Ima Niboro

7. Petroleum Technology Development Fund (PTDF) – Femi Ajayi

8. New Partnership for Africa’s Development (NEPAD) – Ibrahim Mayaki

9. Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund (NSITF) – Juliet Ngozi Olejie

10. Nigerian Content Development and Monitoring Board (NCDMB) – Denzel Kentebe

11. Federal Mortgage Bank of Nigeria (FMBN) – Gimba Ya’u Kumo

12. Tertiary Education Trust Fund (TETFund) – Suleiman Bogoro

13. National Information Technology Development Agency (NITDA) – Peter Jack

14. Petroleum Equalization Fund – Asabe Asmau

15. Nigeria Railways Corporation (NRC) – Bamanga Tukur

16. Bureau of Public Procurements (BPP) – Emeka Ezeh

17. Bureau of Public Enterprises (BPE) – Ngbede Oloche

18. Petroleum Products Pricing Regulatory Agency (PPPRA) – Farouk Ahmed

19. Standard Organization of Nigeria (SON) – I Odumodu

20. National Agency for Food and Drugs Administration and Control (NAFDAC) – Paul Orhii

21. Nigeria Investment Promotion Council (NIPC) – Uju Aisha Hassan Baba

22. Bank of Industry (BoI) – Rasheed A. Olaoluwa

23. National Centre for Women Development (NCWD) – Onyeka Onwenu

24. Industrial Training Fund (ITF) – Juliet Chukkas- Onaeko

25. Nigerian Export-Import Bank – Robert U. Orya

26. National Agency for Prohibition of Traffic In Persons and Other Related Matters (NAPTIP) – Beatrice Jedy-Agba

Wishing them good luck in their future endeavours

Friday, 5 February 2016


Archbishop Emeritus of the Catholic Archdiocese of Lagos, Anthony Car­dinal Olubunmi Okogie, yesterday released a statement criticizing the Buhari-led government.
In the statement which was signed by the Director of Social Com­munications of the Diocese, Monsig­nor Gabriel Osu, Cardinal Okogie criticized Buhari for failing to heed court injunctions that granted both Dasuki and Pro-Biafra group leader, Nnamdi Kanu, bail. 
The respected religious leader asked what sort of "Change" is the President talking about when such acts of judicial disobedience is now the order of the day.
According to Okogie, the belief of many Nigerians is that the government is turning the nation into a police state comprising of the President, the EFCC and the DSS. 

He alleged that governors, who arm-twisted Okonjo-Iweala into signing reserves held by Central Bank, are today ministers in the All Progres­sives Congress (APC) government. Read part of the statement below

“He (Buhari) must retool, re­focus and aggressively face the so­cial, economic (fiscal and monetary) problems we have head-on, without letting the anti-corruption drive look like a political distraction. 

A snail-paced and disordered methodology in governance, his apparent disdain for judicial authorities and decisions, a lost today and found tomorrow 2016 Budget debacle, and a rather rudderless and confused Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) with an unclear monetary policy strategy (inevitably increasing the economic uncertainties being faced by Nigerians), have set alarm bells ringing in my mind and in the minds of many discerning Nigerians. Indeed, his perceived discordant relationship with the leadership of the Legislature has many naysayers chuckling and remarking that Pres­ident Buhari’s government is heading into his comfort zone, a one man show.

A lot of Nigerians are beginning to feel that Buhari is fast transforming this Nation into a police state where the president, the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) and the Department of State Security (DSS) rule the day. 

What they say is given lurid headlines in the me­dia, and it seems to all that some of the defendants cum accused persons are being tried in the press with information conveniently slipping into the hands of the press, presumably from the security agencies, even be­fore such people have been charged to court. 

The pro-Biafran activ­ist, Nnamdi Kanu and the erstwhile NSA, Sambo Dasuki, were granted bail by the courts but such bails were disregarded by the security agents under Buhari’s watch.
Unfortunately, democracy is difficult and this government must realize that democracy pervasively coloured with impunity, arbitrariness and highhandedness, cannot be used to fight and correct the financial impunity and reckless abandon of the previous administration, even if it is more difficult to do so; the rule of law must be obeyed and be the or­der of the day.

If Buhari wants to leave a cred­itable legacy come 2019, he should retool the bureaucracy. 

For instance, the roof of the Central Bank is leak­ing water.

Governors, who arm-twisted Okonjo-Iweala into signing out our reserves held by Central Bank, are today ministers in the All Progres­sives Congress (APC) government. 

We are still talking about change and corruption when old things refuse to pass away! These political gimmicks can only car­ry away gullible or naive Nigeri­ans. 

President Buhari should beam his flashlight on policies and pro­grammes that will lift up the masses. 

Existing industries are almost dead and they call for urgent revitalization. 

The budget ought to aid so­lutions to the mass unemployment, rural-urban migration, skewedness in the distribution of income, abject rural poverty and industrialization of rural economy. 

The 774 local government cap­itals should be linked to their state capitals. Even the mindboggling in­frastructure deficits can take the en­tire tenure to address. 

The weakness in the bureau­cracy has not been addressed.

The problem the APC government is trying to solve is bound to re-occur because it is treatment of effect rath­er than the cause,” he said, adding that causative factors are being to­tally ignored or glossed-over while institutional weakness pervades the Ministries Departments and Agen­cies (MDAs), offices of the Account­ant-General, Auditor-General and the Central Bank.

Our Change must change something. 

How could we continue to talk of change in a static system? 

How could we be talking of change when the same crew are governors, ministers, senators, and members of the House of Representatives? 

This is a cyclical devolution of power to the same people who are never out of power! 

What sort of change is the Pres­ident talking about? 

When will the youth take over when even a gov­ernor does not take a bow and go? 

When shall we plan for the replace­ment of delinquent leadership? 

This is what constitutes change. 

Change is not changing from Jonathan to Buhari. 

Change is be­havioural and pervades all levels of society including the family, the church, the mosque, schools, market women and business men. 

When we talk of change, we talk of positive-salutary, healthy growth and devel­opment oriented change that cuts across the entire gamut of the so­ciety. 

What sort of change is this that ignores the glaring unequal distribu­tion of national income?

It is absurd that the same government that is un­able to pay N18,000 per month to the lowest grade of labour can afford to pay N1.8 million per month to anyone in the economy. 

Why must tax payers’ money be used to feed Mr. President and his family? 

Why must the tax payers’ mon­ey be used to buy brand new exotic vehicles for the legislature, judges, ministers and governors when they are heavily paid? 

Why don’t they use loan finance or mortgage finance to buy their cars and houses? 

This is also a form of looting and it is the cause of grounding the economy and calling in an IMF spin-doctor all the time. 

Precisely two years ago this same President Buhari rejected off-hand this use of a spin doctor to heal the ailing economy. 

He pre­ferred the use of counter-trade and inward looking policies like cutting down costs and flamboyant exotic life styles. 

Today, I am not so sure we have the same Buhari. I do hope he has not changed all the colours of the rainbow. 

The ruling elites are living a luxurious lifestyle while the mass­es are in abject poverty and yet we are all Nigerians. Enough of this change-conundrum”.

Dear All,
Please be informed that there will be a Lagos city International Marathon on Saturday, 6th February 2016. 

The Marathon will start from the National Stadium Surulere at about 0700 hrs and move to Anthony through Ikorodu Road; to Gbagada Road,and Third Mainland Bridge all the way to VI via Ikoyi. (See Below map or the link http://www.lagoscitymarathon.com)

- The team will interchange at Sura/Simson bridge to Alfred Rewane to Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge.
- The marathon will terminate at Eko Atlantic City off Ahmadu Bello Way Victoria Island at about 1200 hrs.


Restriction of Movement:

There will be restriction of movement in some of the major highways to be used for the event. As a result all traffic flow and access from:

- Alaka and Alhaji Masha to National Stadium towards Ojuelegba and along Western Avenue terminating at Anthony Bus stop would be blocked

- The whole stretch of Anthony Oke to Gbagada unto Third Mainland Bridge along with accesses at New Garage, Adeniji Adele interchange; Sura/Simpson and Obalende would equally be blocked.


In addition to be blocked:
- all access from Dolphin Estate towards Osborne terminating at Falomo Road-about;
- while access to Falomo Roundabout from Alfred Rewane (Kingsway Road), Awolowo Road and traffic from Victoria Island would also be affected.


Other areas to be affected include:
- all access/link roads along Bourdillon up to Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge Roundabout and the Link Bridge;
- blockade of traffic on Admiralty Way from the bridge outlet inward Lekki-Epe Expressway inward Ozumba Mbadiwe to Akin Adesola, Bishop Oluwole and Bar Beach (Atlantic City)."


Potential:
· Traffic congestion along this route especially after marathon.
· Criminals may take advantage of the event to harass or rob pedestrians and motorist.


Advice:
· Use of alternative route during the event is advised.
· Postpone movements until a few hours after the marathon ends
· Vigilance and care should be taken when plying the routes.

Source:     Lagos City Marathon

Tuesday, 2 February 2016





A Class Session in Primary 6

Teacher:     Class, today we are going to study Current Affairs
I shall ask you one question after another and whoever knows it should answer it.
Remember that I do not like chorus answers

Here we go

Teacher:     What does Nigeria do on the 1st of October every year
Pupil:         We celebrate Nigeria's Independence

Teacher:     Which Country colonized Nigeria
Pupil:         British Empire

Teacher:     A better answer?
Pupil:         Great Britain

Teacher:     Which year was Nigeria born?
Pupil:         Sir, Nigeria was not born, it was fused together

Teacher:     Okay, which year was Nigeria amalgamated?
Pupil:         1914

Teacher:     What type of Government does Nigeria operate
Pupil:         Sir, it's Geriatocracy

Teacher:     Who taught you that one?
Pupil:         It's our Civics Teacher

Teacher:     And what did he say is "Geriatocracy?
Pupil:         Sir, he said it is "Governance of Nigeria, for the Younger People by the Old persons"

Teacher:     hahahahahahahahahah
I shall surely check out that your Civics Teacher

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