Tuesday, 2 February 2016





A Class Session in Primary 6

Teacher:     Class, today we are going to study Current Affairs
I shall ask you one question after another and whoever knows it should answer it.
Remember that I do not like chorus answers

Here we go

Teacher:     What does Nigeria do on the 1st of October every year
Pupil:         We celebrate Nigeria's Independence

Teacher:     Which Country colonized Nigeria
Pupil:         British Empire

Teacher:     A better answer?
Pupil:         Great Britain

Teacher:     Which year was Nigeria born?
Pupil:         Sir, Nigeria was not born, it was fused together

Teacher:     Okay, which year was Nigeria amalgamated?
Pupil:         1914

Teacher:     What type of Government does Nigeria operate
Pupil:         Sir, it's Geriatocracy

Teacher:     Who taught you that one?
Pupil:         It's our Civics Teacher

Teacher:     And what did he say is "Geriatocracy?
Pupil:         Sir, he said it is "Governance of Nigeria, for the Younger People by the Old persons"

Teacher:     hahahahahahahahahah
I shall surely check out that your Civics Teacher

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