A Class Session in Primary
6
Teacher: Class, today we are going to study Current
Affairs
I shall ask you one question
after another and whoever knows it should answer it.
Remember that I do not like
chorus answers
Here we go
Teacher: What does Nigeria do on the 1st of October
every year
Pupil: We celebrate Nigeria's Independence
Teacher: Which Country colonized Nigeria
Pupil: British Empire
Teacher: A better answer?
Pupil: Great Britain
Teacher: Which year was Nigeria born?
Pupil: Sir, Nigeria was not born, it was fused
together
Teacher: Okay, which year was Nigeria amalgamated?
Pupil: 1914
Teacher: What type of Government does Nigeria
operate
Pupil: Sir, it's Geriatocracy
Teacher: Who taught you that one?
Pupil: It's our Civics Teacher
Teacher: And what did he say is "Geriatocracy?
Pupil: Sir, he said it is "Governance of
Nigeria, for the Younger People by the Old persons"
Teacher: hahahahahahahahahah
I shall surely check out
that your Civics Teacher
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